Currently @ Work.
Currently listening to
54-40 on the designated non offensive work radio station.Gossip between an accountant and a head chef. Subtle typing of other accountants.
I could tear my hair out, but I won’t. I could toss a beluga into my coffee and scald it, but I won’t. I could take off all my clothes and have a mental break down, but I am trying to save that for my wedding night. I am feeling mental and on edge, but what else is to be expected at the end of my work week?
I am meeting with JJ after work today for (although i haven’t decided) but I am pushing for a glass of wine, but I can’t think of a good establishment. Afterwards I am seeing Kate for a movie, she is pushing for CRANK 2 *which i am sure will be entertaining* BUT it IS Earth Week this week, and that new documentary called ‘EARTH’ is out and it looks really quite quaint. I love nature documentaries and footage of polar bears frolicking in the snow. We will see how it turns out.
This weekend I will be taking advantage of my Vancouver Tourism Passport, and hopefully I will do the suspension bridge and Grouse Mountain this weekend. I just need to make friends so I have someone to go with.
PLENTY OF FISH POTENTIAL PROFILE
username: TigerXinXtheXSack6969
real name: Faye “the B.A” Alexanderson
location: your place or mine
looking for: strictly friendship/ social networking
interests:
Everyone and their mother is on plenty of fish and it seems like this is the spot to meet your soul mate, that or hook up with a hot internet stranger. I don’t want to have sex with you, and I really would rather not see your dick. I would like to have discussions about things we share mutual interest in. I don’t like a lot of things, and I don’t like a lot of people so you best be atleast 12 of the following:
hilarious
sharp
Blair Waldorf
avant garde
well groomed
nice to smell
successful musician
intellectually stimulated
sarcastic
famous post modern painter
published novelist
fancy haircut
quick witted
light hearted
a-sexual
I don’t like being touched, or having eye contact with people I barely know, so come wearing sunglasses. I don’t like when people of the opposite sex failt o objectify me just slightly, but if you go over board I will probably yell at you and bash you on the internet.
I enjoy outtings, sitting in my apartment, blogging, and bitching about my job. I hope you will too. Let’s be friend forever.
DO NOT CONTACT THIS USER DIRECTLY.
Awww, I hope I meet my perfect friend.
