this one time:

this one time my ex-boyfriend, who hadn’t spoken to me in several months due to the fact I was coo coo bananas, wrote me an email and was all “hey, I don’t know if you heard that I was attacked in a bathroom by skinheads because I was wearing an ironic Black Panther shirt —- here is a photo of my face” and then his face looked like this picture —- but worse actually. his eyes were all red and his face was all yellow and as bruised as a foresaken banana, and I wondered to myself:

1. Is it funny/ironic to wear a black panther shirt?
2. Why would you send pictures to your coo coo bananas ex girlfriend?
3. Most importantly, why do I find black eyes attractive?